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Where do I start?

You animated vikings brutally slaughtering a young man and violently abducting his girlfriend to later be gang-raped to Zelda music and while skillfully animated makes me slightly worried this got front-page. Its rather like complimenting a serial killer on the size of his baby hand collection or praising religion on collecting so many mentally ill followers but fuck it. I guess I have to be unbiased, if NG viewers want The Legend of Zelda: Link's Sexual Assault to be the next release its not my place to judge them. Its fluid and well drawn, a must-see for deviants and those who frequently mishear "no" as "yes".

A poignant video.

Individuals converted into different varieties of drones, an everyday occurrence that is looked on as part of a healthy, functioning society and accepted as the norm.

Haaaaa

All that was missing from that last easter egg was the banjo from deliverance.

Oh Rusty, you've really let yourself down.

When I first saw the title I thought: "oh GOOD! An ironic game making fun of the morons part of the riots in London made by Rusty Arcade, this is bound to be a spunk erupting destruction fest." I could not have been more wrong. Not only did my pants remain largely dry but I found myself bored by the first few levels which involved clicking on stuff to trash and avoiding the police while a looped track of an autistic three year old left alone with a Yamaha played in the background. It was like an RTS without the strategy, killing or cool shit to build but with all the tedium of waiting left in.
Come on Rusty, you weren't exactly Van Gough of games but this is to a gamer what a cock block is to a horny college student. This is the sociology nerd interrupting us everytime we try to talk to that hot cheerleader we've been trying to nail since the start of term ultimately leaving us unhappy, unsatisfied and with a sore wrist that would make Stephen Hawking sob into the early hours of the morning.

Boring.

Not sure if this was meant to be ironic or was a genuine attempt at a point and click but its was as exciting as watching paint dry either way. Least PSTW had funny voice acting.

PSTW: Press Space To Win, very funny.

You pretty much simulated every RPG ever. Gotta love the voice acting.